Thursday, 31 October 2013

A Poem For Halloween

Halloween
By Lisa Richardson

There is no full moon tonight.
Their young skin not marred
by contagious bite or scratch.
The boys have chosen Lycanthropy,
and prowl restlessly in their new skins.
Werewolves prefer, of course, the open.
So, donning witch’s hat, I follow the pack
to meet, as every year, a vampire,
a skeleton and my fellow witch.
As darkness falls, we creep out
to terrorise the neighbourhood
with wicked Trick or Treat!
The streets are alive and crawling
with all manner of Undead,
all following the Jack-O-Lanterns
to houses sympathetic to our kind.
My wolves fill their bags with sweets,
then home for a cup of witches brew,
while my pups tear at their fresh catch
with sticky paws, eyes wild,
muzzles stained red with sherbet dip.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 

Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Stumbling Upon Reviews ...

I don't actually use Goodreads so I was delighted to stumble upon a couple of lovely reviews for Blog of the Dead - Sophie on there:

"I was very wary at first because the idea of a 'blog-book' didn't appeal to me but as a bit of a zombie-fan I decided to put my head down and give it a chance and now I am so glad that I did! The story plays out in true zombie style with regular occurrences of suspense and action as well as some new ideas and a touch of humour to keep it flowing nicely.

Lisa has also added her own twist on the whole 'zombie-apocalypse' writing approach by setting the book in her home town and using real place names and locations so you can just go on Google Earth and see exactly where the action is taking place!

This is a read that I would recommend for both people who are already fans of the zombie theme as well as those that aren't. There's just the right amount of action, humour and romance to make any reader happy, especially with the diverse range of characters you'll meet on the way." 5 Stars



"Wow! I've only just got my breath back! Superb page-turner that kept me up late and had me planning my own zombie-apocalypse plan. The blog idea was a novel twist on a diary format and the first-person perspective and no-nonsense description (no time for ruminating on the beauty of the Autumn leaves turning when you're out-running zombies) kept me right in the thick of the action. Will definitely reread- once I've built up my nerve..." 5 Stars

I'm always extremely grateful to anyone who takes the time to write a review of my work and would like to say a huge thank you to those that do - the support is very much appreciated. You can also read more reviews of Blog of the Dead - Sophie on Amazon:


UK http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CSS71FY
US http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CSS71FY

Sunday, 27 October 2013

Land of the Dead Review

I wrote this review for an online horror magazine a while back and thought I’d dig it out, dust it off and republish here ...


Horror/Zombies – Starring Dennis Hopper, Simon Baker, John Leguizamo, Asia Argento.  Written/Directed by George A Romero (2005)

Zombies with guns …
Living Dead fans had a long, nail biting (or should that be finger biting?) wait for 2005’s Land of the Dead. Two decades after Day of the Dead, zombie veteran Romero returned with his fourth offering. Was it worth the wait?
Three years into a zombie apocalypse, survivors live in a walled city in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The city is ‘owned’ by Mafia style boss, Paul Kaufman (Dennis Hopper). He has created the utopian Fiddler’s Green complex, where the wealthy enjoy ‘Luxury living in the grand old style’ with restaurants and shopping malls. The ‘have nots’ live outside in shanty town squalor. Kaufman keeps the lower class citizens in their place with a steady supply of vices – alcohol, prostitution, drugs – ensuring that they rely on his system.

 
Kaufman employs a team to scavenge the outside world for supplies. Here we have a divide between the movie’s hero, Riley (Simon Baker) and the anti-hero, Cholo (John Leguizamo). The former, dependable and honest, the latter, a renegade after his own interests. 

 
As the opening credits role, grainy black and white footage shows a zombie outbreak happening ‘Some time ago’, accompanied by an audio of old news reports. The movie begins in earnest under the heading of ‘Today’ with a slow panning shot that reveals a desolate town, overrun with zombies. The colours are muted, giving a ‘twilight’ effect. Romero is showing us a cold, dead world. A world already ravaged by zombies, long before we sat down with our popcorn and large Diet Coke. The living do not belong here. This contrasts beautifully with the bright, artificially lit Fiddler’s Green complex, with its clinical, shopping mall interior, Elevator Muzak, vibrant colours and its cocooned and blissfully ignorant inhabitants. Outside the complex there are the cold, grey, bustling streets of the shanty town. 

 
Not as violent as The Horde, The Living Dead remakes or 28 Weeks Later, Land of the Dead is still enough of a gorefest to keep any fan happy. With high production values and a star cast it loses the charm of its low budget predecessors. But themes of social class, friendship, revenge, ransom, and gangster elements create a meatier plot than your average fight-for-survival zombie movie.
In Land of the Dead, zombies have begun to ‘learn’ and evolve from their brain-dead state. In the opening a survivor remarks, ‘It’s like they’re pretending to be alive’. Riley responds, ‘Isn’t that what we’re doing?’ An army of zombies is led by Gas Attendant-Zombie to attack the city and get revenge on the humans intent on wiping out his kind. He ‘teaches’ his army to use tools, including guns, to fight back at the humans.


I appreciate the attempt at moving the genre on. Warm Bodies (2013) has embraced this idea to great effect with a zombie-hero who falls in love with a human girl and begins to ‘heal’ and learn how to become human again. But I worry how far this theme can go. Would watching a movie where zombies and humans live together harmoniously be that interesting? It could be, but with both 2008’s Diary of the Dead, or 2009’s Survival of the Dead abandoning the theme, I’m guessing that Romero has his doubts too.

Rating 4 out of 5

Monday, 21 October 2013

Siege Of The Dead (AKA Rammbock) Review


I thought I’d share with you my favourite zombie film – if not favourite film, period – Siege of the Dead. I’ve watched this movie many times and each time I fall in love with it and its beauty – yes, that’s right, its beauty – a little bit more. If youre only into your blood, guts and exploding zombie heads, it might not be for you, but if you like something a little more touching and quirky, then I couldn’t recommend it more. I hope you enjoy my review below. 



Horror/Zombies – Starring Michael Fuith, Theo Trebs, Anka Graczyk. Written by Benjamin Hessler. Directed by Marvin Kren (2010)


Zombies and love? Marvin Kren’s début film is a marriage made in Hell …

Michael (Michael Fuith) arrives at the Berlin apartment of his ex-girlfriend Gabi to return her keys, hoping to rekindle their relationship. Instead Gabi is missing and Michael finds himself at the centre of a zombie apocalypse, trapping him in the flat with young plumber, Harper (Theo Trebs). As the apartment block comes under siege from zombies, Michael and Harper team up to escape.


The film opens with a forlorn Michael outside Gabi’s apartment block, practising the incompetent speech he intends to deliver to her, cut with snap shots of the pair from happier times. A haunting music score and a shaky hand held camera draw the audience into Michael’s broken world, even before we see the first zombie. Muted colours and gloomy, washed out interiors add to the sense of oppression and create a pleasing art house feel. 


Forget the helicopters, explosions, burning cars and hoards of crazed zombies on the DVD cover, Siege of the Dead is about as charming as a zombie film can get. It’s more love story against a backdrop of a zombie outbreak than Romero-style gorefest. With its focus on relationships, the film has more in common with television’s The Walking Dead, and taking this into consideration, Siege of the Dead may disappoint some zombie fans. But leave your conventional expectations behind and enjoy a tale that builds a claustrophobic world where love and friendship fight for survival. 


German with subtitles and a cast of unknowns, this hour long film won’t have you squirming at the gory bits (there aren’t that many). But with the fast, foaming at the mouth 28 Days/Weeks Later ‘rage’ style zombies, it does have its tense, hold-your-breath moments. Siege of the Dead is well shot, carefully paced, superbly acted, neatly written and dares to be different. Not least for the moments touching on the weird – ‘Do you want the bear suit?’ is hardly the most trite line in zombie movie history. And in case you are wondering, don’t ask, just watch.


Rating 5 out of 5